Yaar, pet ki wajah se ladki wali baat aatank! 😭 Koi desi nuskha batao jo 1 mahine me kaam kare?

Bhai log, serious help chahiye. Kal ek ladki ka ghar dekhan gaya tha, sab kuch theek tha jab tak main sofa pe baitha nahi. Mama ne aate hi dekha pet aur phir baat khatam. "Beta tumhe thoda fit rehna chahiye" bol ke chale gaye. Ab maa ro rahi hai ghar pe "tere pet ki wajah se teri shaadi nahi hogi".

Maine socha kal se diet start kar du. Subah uth ke 2 glass nimbu paani piya, fir lunch mein sirf salad khaya. Par raat ko 9 baje ghar ke samose dekh ke muh se nikal gaya "2 plate aur lao". Ab pata nahi kal subah kitna aur badh gaya hoga.

Koi batao yaar, jaldi patla hone ka koi desi nuskha? Gym toh maine 4 baar join kiya hai, 1 hafte me chhod diya. Running bhi try kiya par 2 din me ghoontne dard ho gaye. Aur upar se office me 10 ghante kursi pe baith ke Excel files karna, pet toh nikalega hi.

Plz koi aisa solution do jo 1 mahine me kaam kare. Shadi ka season aa raha hai, warna iss saal bhi "pet wala ladka" hi rahunga. 😭