Pet nikal aaya, shadi ke rishte band! 28 ka hoon, bank job hai, ab kya karein? 2 mahine me patla hona hai, desi nuskha batao!

Bhai log, serious problem ho gayi hai. Mera pet nikal aaya hai, aur ab shadi ke liye rishte aane band ho gaye. Ek ladki ke ghar wale aaj video call pe milna chahte the, toh maine socha gym join kar leta hu par 1 hafta bhi nahi chala. Aaj subah utha toh mirror dekha aur lag raha hai jaise 9 months pregnant hu.

Main kya karu? 28 saal ka hu, bank me job hai, par yeh pet mujhe buddha dikhata hai. Ek doston ne kaha "intermittent fasting" try karo, toh maine 2 din kiya aur phir office me lunch skip karke ghabrahat hone lagi. Ab koi desi nuskha ho toh batao - kya karein ki jaldi se patla ho jau? 2-3 mahine me shadi ki taiyari karni hai, warna ladki wale bol denge "pet toh pehle se hi hai, future me toh aur bada hoga."

Sahi mein, koi genuine advice do. Gym nahi jaa sakta (lazy hu), diet strict nahi kar sakta (maa ka khana), toh kya koi shortcut hai? 😅