Dukaan pe baith ke pet mein gas ka karela, koi desi nuskha batao bhai!

Dukaan par baithe baithe pet mein itna gas banta hai na bhai, aaj toh pata nahi kya ho gaya. Subah se sirf chai pi thi, tab tak theek tha. Phir ek bhaiya aaya samosa leke, bole "Ramesh bhai kha lo" — maine mana kiya par unhone zabardasti khila diya. Ab shaam tak dukaan pe baitha baitha, pet phool raha hai, dard ho raha hai, aur hawa bhi nahi nikal rahi. Kya karu? Ghar jaunga toh biwi bolegi "samosa kha liya na, doctor ne mana kiya hai". Par yeh mazboori hai na, gaaon ke log aate hain toh kya muh dikhau?

Koi desi nuskha batao bhai. Ajwain aur hing ka paani peeta hoon toh kuch din aaram milta hai, phir wahi haalat. Kya yoga se fayda hoga? Ya koi aisi cheez hai jo khayal rakh sake? Dukaan pe toh pankha bhi nahi lagta, bas baithe raho. Bada tension hai.