Biwi bolti hai tel wali koi cheez kha li hogi, par main toh bas kachori kha kar phat raha hoon!

Yaar yeh gas ka problem mujhe tang kar diya. Aaj dukaan pe baitha tha, kuch kaam nahi tha, bas chai pi raha tha. Ek dum se pet mein hawa bhar gayi, aise phat raha tha ki uthna bhi mushkil ho gaya. Ghar aaya toh biwi ne kaha "tel wali koi cheez kha li hogi". Par maine toh bas aloo ka paratha khaya tha subah. Pata nahi kyun hota hai yeh.

Bachpan mein gaon mein ghee-rot khata tha, tab bhi nahi hota tha. Ab shehar mein aake yeh bimari lagi hai. Doctor ne keh rakha hai — "oily, fried, sab band karo". Lekin dukaan mein samose ka dabba rakhe hain, gahak laate hain, toh haath lag jata hai. Aaj toh bas do kachori kha li thi, aur yeh halat.

Koi gharelu nuskha batao bhai. Ajwain aur hing toh aazma liya, theek ho bhi jata hai thodi der ke liye, phir wahi. Kya yeh BP ki dawai ka side effect ho sakta hai? Ya phir meri umar ka asar hai? Bada confuse hoon. Kisi ko pata ho toh zaroor batana.