Bhai log! No carb diet pe belly fat gaya ya aadmi? Sirf chai pe sar ghoom raha, ammi boli banana khao! 🥴

Bhai log, koi batao yaar... mene suna hai no carb diet se belly fat kam hota hai. Aaj subah se roti, chawal, sab kuch band kar diya. Sirf chai pi raha hu (bina sugar). Lekin 12 baje hi pata nahi kya ho raha hai, sar ghoom raha hai aur haath pair kaanp rahe hain. Office me boss ne pucha "Manish, tu theek hai?" Mene kaha "Sir, diet pe hu." Woh haste hue bole "Diet nahi, bhooka marna bolte hain isko."

Ab doosri problem - ghar pe amma ne dekha toh bola "Beta, shadi ke liye pet chahiye ya patla hona? Aaj kal ladkiya patlon ko pasand karti hain." Mene kaha "Ammi, main toh no carb kar raha hu." Woh boldi "Haan, toh kal se sirf doodh aur banana kha lena."

Seriously, Indian log ke liye no carb possible hai? Kyunki daal-roti toh daily life me hai hi. Koi successful story ho toh share karo. Mujhe 3 hafte me atleast 5 kg kam karna hai. Varna agle mahine rishta aane wala hai. Pet dekh ke ladki wale 'dheere dheere' karke bhaag jayenge. 😭